Sam Houston lacrosse

**crimejust** · Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: Funny Quotes

"It takes quick stick to break a tight crease "
-lacrosse proverb

i like my woman like i like my lacrosse stick...barely legal

"lacrosse is a sport invented by native americans to solve tribal disputes when war was not violent enough"

"Lacrosse is just a game.......like death is just a nap"

"600 years ago, as many as 1000 men would gather on a battle up to 10 miles apart. To toughen warriors for battle, settle tribal disputes. They would attack each other from sun up to sun down for 3 days straight. It was brutal, and elegant. Sweet, and sour. Today.... we call it lacrosse." "And not much has changed."

-MLL The Show's Un-real Narrator

"a soft pass is like a soft d**k ... it doesn't get the job done"

"MY drinking team has a lacrosse problem"

play like Virginia, Party like Duke